Since we’ve moved to South Africa, we’ve made some great South African friends. And American friends. And German friends. But that’s it (step up your game, rest of the world). Anyway, one of our American friends had some extra tickets to a rugby game in Pretoria and invited us to come with her (thanks, Louise!) Let’s set something straight right off the bat: South Africa has weird sports. They play cricket, which as far as I can tell is pretty […]
April, 2017
South African Customer (dis)Service
Look, I don’t want to get a reputation for being negative towards life in South Africa because honestly, I dig it here. I love seeing the impossibly huge, blood-red sun rise every morning on my way to work, burning the dark into cinders. I adore the people here- if somebody isn’t going to kill or rob you, chances are very likely you’ll find yourself at their house for a braai. The weather is full of glorious sunshine that wraps itself around […]
Update: 66.6% of South African Traffic Police are Corrupt
A few months ago, I made the bold claim that 100% of the traffic police here are corrupt. Based on my personal experiences at the time, that was the honest truth. To be fair though, I thought I should post an update, lest you get the impression honesty is hard to come by in South Africa. I’m pleased to report that while I was stopped two more times since then, I only encountered one more corrupt police officer, bringing my average to […]
11 Things I Wish I Could Get in South Africa
Because I’m incredibly lazy, I’m happy to accept suggestions for my blog. My friend Erin wants to know what we miss from back home. So here you go: 1) Graham Crackers Destiny’s child was two random ladies that history has forgotten and Beyonce. You know who nobody has ever heard about? The Two Musketeers. The Good and the Bad wouldn’t exist without the Ugly. Nobody ever leaves the house feeling complete without first checking their pockets for the holy trinity: […]