Johannesburg

Happy Island is South Africa’s Okayist Water Park

Happy Island Waterworld Review

It was Heritage Day here in South Africa, during which the many cultures showcase and celebrate their rich and diverse heritage. Or they just have a lekker braai and get super blootered, which I guess is about as South African as it gets. I’m not here to judge. But it’s also a day off work, so we decided we wanted to have some quality family time. We thought going to a water park would be awesome, but we were a […]

Hillbrow Isn’t For Sissies (Except For Me And All The Other Chickens Out There)

Hillbrow Tour

South Africa isn’t known for being, well, tame. All kinds of insanity (most of it entertaining, some of it simply terrifying) crashes into coddled North Americans like me on a daily basis. But even after two and a half years here, I’ve never felt like I’m in real danger. This is mostly because I take precautions like not counting the stacks and stacks of money I make from this blog out in public, not wearing my meat suit as I […]

What to do Over Christmas Holidays in Johannesburg

Happy New Year! OK, enough pleasantries. While my goal is to post a new blog more often than one of the Kardashian clan gets a divorce, sometimes life gets in the way. And sometimes I don’t feel like it, so I don’t. In this case, however, it was definitely the former. With Christmas, the New Year, and trying to explore more of our surrounding area, I just didn’t have time. While we live in Pretoria, we went down to Johannesburg […]